1. Eat Yerself Fitter

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    October 2, 2012 by Jake Cantona

    All I know most surely about morality and obligation, I owe to football[1]   I suppose it might be asking …
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  2. Weak at the back

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    September 24, 2012 by Jake Cantona

    John Terry’s retirement from international football is not going to cause me any sleepless nights worrying about the future of …
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  3. Contiguous

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    September 20, 2012 by Jake Cantona

    They divide opinion. On the one hand, there are those who see them as cute, almost fluffy creatures who belong …
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  4. Second-to-last in the Infants

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    September 4, 2012 by Jake Cantona

    Homonyms are words which although sounding the same are spelt differently and have different meanings. The Guardian, ever a source …
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  5. Bread and Circuses

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    August 5, 2012 by Jake Cantona

    As I mentioned last time out, I managed to miss Wimbledon, the Tour de France, the Olympic opening ceremony and, …
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  6. c. Mengele b. Shipman

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    July 31, 2012 by Jake Cantona

    Either the wallpaper goes or I do[1] I have spent most of the month of July lying on my back …
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  7. Quadrophenia and David Cameron

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    July 7, 2012 by Jake Cantona

    Andy Murray is, for another 24 hours or so, still British. Victory will obviously keep him British until this time …
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